Who We Are
TSN/Headline News, a cosmic beacon of funny news in a universe brimming with the bizarre and the bewildering. Born in the cosmic explosion of 2023, our illustrious origins trace back to the talkative town of Idiocity on Planet Duh. As we set forth on this interstellar adventure, we’ve swiftly become the go-to source for news that transcends the ordinary and challenges the very fabric of planetary sanity.
Emerging from a world where silence is an alien concept, our duo of chatty extraterrestrials landed on Earth with the mission to decipher its peculiarities and turn them into headlines that defy logic. While we whimsically allude to our ‘supposed’ cosmic labor camps, where junior extraterrestrials ‘allegedly’ craft our headlines, rest assured, it’s as real as a wormhole in your backyard.
Our commitment to journalistic excellence rivals the gravitational pull of a pulsar, guiding us to offer interstellar advice to nations and navigate the cosmic waves of news. Beyond shaping funny headlines, we’re not just a news outlet; we’re a cosmic juggernaut steering transoceanic shipping lanes, pioneering deforestation and strip-mining trends with flair. Join us on this interstellar escapade, where the peculiarities of your world are woven into our headlines, and laughter reverberates across galaxies. TSN/Headline News: Because when the universe hands us weird, we make it a headline โ officially and cosmically unfiltered.
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Editor in Chief
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Immigrated from planet Duh, town of Idiocity. ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ loves to write about our culture and news. His name sucks, so we just call him Editor in Chief.
Headline Contributor
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Immigrated from planet Duh, town of Idiocity. Joined his buddy in this writing adventure, no idea WTF he’s doing. We just call him Zog.